Na Buhari Be The Joseph Of Our Time?

3 Jun

Waffi Bible

  • Joseph na 17yrs when e start to do aproko. Na im dey report e brothers padoski moves giv deir papa. #Waffibible
  • Joseph papa like am wel wel bcos na pikin wey e born for old age. #Waffibible
  • E pupsi kon gather many pieces take sow shiny-shiny coat 4 am. #Waffibible
  • Joseph brothers dey beaf am bcos their pupsi dey follow am rob mind pass all of them. Any small tin dem don cut rope follow am. #Waffibible
  • Joseph kon dream one very ‘make-sense’ dream. Instead of am to quite e mouth, e kon go broadcast am giv e brothers. #Waffibible
  • E brothers wey don dey get BB (bad belle) for am b4, after e tel dem d dream, d tin kon increase to BBM (Bad Belle Multiplied). #Waffibible
  • E even dream d 2nd time and e mouth still scratch am to go tell e broda’s again. E neva sabi anything! #Waffibible
  • This time e even tell their pupsi. Deir pupsi cut rope follow am e say shurrup ur mouth there. U nor get respect? #Waffibible
  • So u mean say even me and ur mama go lie down for u too? Ibaboo! But their pupsi dey monitor e doings. #Waffibible
  • Afta some days wen Joseph brodas go feed maalu 4 inside forest, deir pale kon send joseph make e play go see dem 4 there. #Waffibible
  • When dem sight Joseph from far, nai dem agree to delete am. Dem say mak we see weda e go dream inside grave. #Waffibible
  • But dier senior brodanor gree mak dem kpuff am. E say e better make dem sell give slave traders. #Waffibible
  • Na Potipher nai buy Joseph wen dem carry com warri. Meanwhile, Potipher na one of d big boys for warri town. #Waffibible
  • But baba God hand dey untop Joseph mata. Sote even though e be house boy 4 potipher house, e bread still long well well. #Waffibible
  • As Joseph dey arrange every 4 potipher house unto sharp warri boy wey e be, e madam kon dey monitor e doings. #Waffibible
  • Wen e madam nor fit hide am again, nai she grab Joseph coat…she say: take lalor me. #Waffibible
  • But bcos Joseph nor gree e madam kon plan coup wey dem tidy Joseph kon lock am for okere prison. #Waffibible
  • Even wen dem lock Joseph 4 prison, my guy still SOFT unto say baba God dey wit am. Dem even mak am class prefect 4 prison. #Waffibible
  • Afta all d trouble wey dem dream don cause 4 Joseph, e still go interprete dream inside prison. #Waffibible
  • Na dsame dream mata nai mak Pharaoh send for Joseph say make e com interpret e dream for am. #Waffibible
  • Pharaoh say I hear say u be expert to dey interprete dream oh. Joseph say no oh brox…na baba God nai dey do am. #Waffibible
  • When Joseph interprete d dream finish Pharaoh shock! E say as e be so nobody qualify to arrange dis mata pass you. #Waffibible
  • From 2day go na u go be d Buhari, d President of Nigeria. I go jus dey sidon 4 big chair but na u go dey run tins for Naija. #Waffibible
  • Na so Joseph tak coordinate tins 4 d 1st 7yrs wen everytin soft. E wife even born 2 shudren 4 am dat year. #Waffibible
  • When d 7yrs of jaga-jaga kon start, omo see where hunger tak dey hold full country for local! #Waffibible
  • The hunger even pursue Joseph papa and all e brodas com Nigeria. Dem pack leave deir country com hustle for Naija. #Waffibible
  • By the time wey Joseph tell dem who e be…afraid almost kill dem. But Joseph na very get sense smbody, e jus look n pass dem. #Waffibible
  • Afta Joseph full family full family don com Nigeria, tins still red for the town…sote people dey buy 1 litre of fuel for N500. #Waffibible
  • As Jacob see Joseph finish e belle kon dey drink zobo. E bless all e children finish nai e ‘pass-in’. #Waffibible
  • Wen Joseph reach e own old age, e don see im own pikins pikin, e kon gada dem to bless dem too. #Waffibible
  • E say unless say my name nor be Joseph, God go follow una rob mind, and e go arrange Naija again as a promise Abraham, Isaac and Jacob. #Waffibible
  • THE END. #Waffibible

Warri shudren do Moses Strong Thing!

3 Jun
  • As e dey hot, afta d warri shudren sing praise giv God finish…unto how dem tak cross red sea, dem kon start to complain again. #Waffibible
  • Dem cut rope follow Moses & Aaron, dem say: e for kuku beta say u leave us mak we die 4 Egypt. Abi u wan use hunger kill us? #Waffibible
  • Na we even get control untop d food mata. We dey chop belleful 4 inside Egypt dat year. Moses wetin be ur logo sef? #Waffibible
  • As baba God hear deir complain nai e clear Moses say e go supply dem with Emu bread…Say dem go see bread run. #Waffibible
  • Moses kon gada all of dem. E say baba God don hear una complain and e go shock una d way e go tak supply meat and bread over night. #Waffibible
  • D next morning wen d warri shudren see d emu bread dem provoke!!! Dem say wetin be dis one? Na dis tin nai u dey sharp mouth for since? #Waffibible
  • Moses say nai una dey see so. Mak everybody take only one-one basket but mak una nor leave am till day break. #Waffibible
  • But some of dem get block head, dem still go keep d meat till d next day. Wen morning reach d tin don sour kon dey bring out worm. #Waffibible
  • As Moses hear d gist nai e provoke follow dem. E say why una nor dey hear word? Abi dem use stubbornness swear for una? #Waffibible
  • Moses kon clear dem again say mak dem pack double ration on Saturday unto baba God go dey off on Sunday. #Waffibible
  • Upon say sm pipul pack double ration dat Sat. dem still go hustle on Sun. But dem shame come back cos dem nor see chi-chi pick. #Waffibible
  • Moses jus look dem do SMH! E say so una wan use stubbornness take kill una sef, una nor fit jus obey simple instruction? WARRI!
  • Mose kon tell Aaron mak e keep one basket of Emu bread so dat pipul lyk us wey dem born later go know wetin Emu bread be lyk. #Waffibible
  • Bcos d warri shudren complain, na only Emu bread nai dem chop 4 full 40yrs. Bread almost grow unto deir head that year. #Waffibible
  • Wen diff gbage start to burst inside d camp, Moses kon tire to judge case. Today na Itshekiri vs Ijaw, 2mrw na Urhobo vs Isoko. #Waffibible
  • Nai Moses wife papa kon call am. E say ‘Osare na” if u continue lyk dis u go kill ursef oh. B4 u go kon turn my pikin to widow…#Waffibible
  • Come mak I give u FORMAT. Select correct men wey dey baff with LOYA milk (men wey loyal)…very get sense pipul…#Waffibible
  • Men wey if dem tell u say time na 6:30pm u nor need to check time. Put dem in charge. Mak dem dey control 1000, 100, 50, 20, 10 pipul at a ‘twonce’. #Waffibible
  • Mak dem dey judge all d small small matter. Na only case wey consine APC and PDP or GEJ and GMB nai dem go bring kon give you. #Waffibible
  • Ba ba God kon use e fine hand writing tak write the 10 commandments give Moses on top mount sanai. #Waffibible
  • Baba God kon call Moses say mak dem rob mind. E Say I dey plan to delete dis pipul ooo, their strong head too much. #Waffibible
  • Moses say no oo!!! Nor reason am oo. Pipul for Egypt go say laff u say u carry your shudren come kill inside forest. #Waffibible
  • Abi you don forget d promise wey you give Abraham, Isaac and Jacob? Remember na! #Waffibible
  • Baba God say na wetin make me dey believe so, wetin u talk make sense. I nor go delete dem again. #Waffibible
  • But as Moses jus come down frm d mountain nai e jam d pipul dey dance juju wey dem mak with gold. #Waffibible
  • Moses kon para use d 2 tablet (galaxy tab) take stone ground. Nai e burn d golden juju with fire. #Waffibible
  • E even cut rope follow Aaron. E say why u dey behave lyk unbeliever sef? Wetin kon dey bring dis kind level? #Waffibible
  • Aaron say bros nor vex oh, but you know say all dis pipul na skumpu! Dem dey use stubbornness tak dey drink garri #Waffibible
  • Na dem tell me say dem nor understand ur level again say mak I mould dier own god for dem. Say ur way nor pure. #Waffibible
  • Moses jus tire for d whole parole. See ehn if baba God nor give u grace u nir go fit understand warri pipul. #Waffibible
  • Dem even provoke Moses sote e match line wey mak baba God nor allow am enter d promiseland. #Waffibible
  • But Baba God still Gbadun warri pipul well well. Na dem nai dey make pipul laugh every day 4 naija. Pipul lyk @alibabagcfr @officialbovi @j3_Alexander etc
  • THE END!!!

The red Sea See Moses Run.

3 Jun
  • Moses tell all the warri shudren say mak dem nor ever 4get how God tak bring dem comot 4rm Egypt. #Waffibible
  • Bcos nor be small gbege nai gbege b4 Pharaoh gree shake body. Enough OGAGA involve. #Waffibible
  • Wen Pharaoh sha allow d warri shudren to go. Baba God nor gree carry dem pass d Philistines area, even though that na ‘apiam way’. #Waffibible
  • E say I nor trust dese pipul. If dem see war now dem go jus discharge go back to Egypt. After all the action wey full Pt 1-2. #Waffibible
  • Baba God carry dem pass forest ear red sea. Na so dem pass comot from Egypt. #Waffibible
  • Baba kon dey use cloud and fire take dey torch light dem both 4 day and night. Dem nor dey reason NEPA facecap at all at all. #Waffibible
  • Baba God kon tell d warri shudren mak dem branch one kouror, say Pharaoh dey plan to pursue dem catch. #Waffibible
  • Wen dem tell Pharaoh say d warri shudren don wave, e shock! E say na drink eye? Abi Moses put smtin 4 mouth tak tel me? #Waffibible
  • Nai he gada 600 GBEGE soldiers tak chase d warri shudren. As dem start to near d waffarians…afraid kno dey catch dem. #Waffibible
  • Kon see where dem cut rope follow Moses! Dem say: shebi na grave don finish 4 Egypt wey mak u kon kill us inside forest? #Waffibible
  • Nor be wetin we dey tell u since 4 inside Egypt nai be dis? Abi e nor better mae we be houseboy/girl dan to die inside forest? #Waffibible
  • Moses say mak una bring una mind down, una go see God power today. #Waffibible
  • All the Egyptians wey una dey see so, b4 una go close una eye open am…dem don vamoose! #Waffibible
  • God go fight for una, una go hold una peace…pise or go catch una again. #Waffibible
  • Baba God kon wan Moses, say u wey dey sharp mouth 4 dere, why u dey cry gimme? Tel d warri shildren mak dem move ahead. #Waffibible
  • Ehen, hope say u nor 4get dat iron wey I say u go use tak do Abrakaadabra 4 Pharaoh? Use am point d sea, e go divide. #Waffibible
  • I go giv Pharoah block head…e go pursue una enter d sea. For deir life!!! Dem nor go ever use me tak play again. #Waffibible
  • As Moses point d sea wit diron, na so d sea give chance go one side, give chance go s oda side. E be like film trick. #Waffibible
  • Na so dem stroll pass inside d red sea as if say na express dem dey. Dem nor believe deir eyes. #Waffibible
  • All d mumu Egyptians kon rush enter too dey rush wan catch d waffarians. Moses jus turn back use d iron tak point d sea again…#Waffibible
  • B4 d Egyptians know wetin dey happen, all of dem dey dey float ontop d sea. They were shocked. #Waffibible
  • Na so baba God tak save d warri shudren 4rm the Egyptians hand. All d Egyptians body jus dey like fly near d sea. #Waffibible
  • After the warri shudren see how God tak delete the 600 gbege soldiers, dem confirm say baba God get mouth. Dem even start to ‘cut’ for Moses. #Waffibible
  • Moses and d warri shudren kon compose song take dey hail baba God. Dem say God use e nose tak blow breeze divide sea…#Waffibible
  • Say baba God too much, see how all of dem sink lik bag of Dangote cement inside sea. Ahhh! We fear who nor fear baba God. #Waffibible
  • Marian kon carry sheke0-sheke, she and all d for urhobo choir kon dey dance round wit deir own sheke-sheke. #Waffibible
  • Mehn to follow baba God make sense sha! I nor even wan end dis story again. Make we sha continue next week. #Waffibible
  • Lyk I talk last week, the #waffibible audio comedy sweet pass dis one wey I dey type. Cos u nor dey hear d strong warri pidgin. #Waffibible
  • After last week, pipul order for d album from UK, Abuja, Enugu, PH, Calabar and kwara. If u neva get your copy u r on a long tin. #Waffibible
  • GOODNEWS: #waffibile is now available on itunes, amazon, shopify and google paly. #Waffibible
  • If you want mak ALEXANDER kon crack joke or speak big big English 4 ur next event/party. Hook up wit am for 08065724614. Instagram: @j3_alexander. #Waffibible
  • THE END. #Waffibible

Photo Speak II: The Alexander Experience!

3 Jun

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Well my name is Alexander. I am an entertainment and creative entrepreneurship trainer at Covenant University, Nigeria.

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My services are flexible and tailored to fit the preferences and budget of my clients.

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How may I contact you later so we could discuss your own unique need and help you stage that fun filled event you have always wanted? Here’s my contact detail:

08065724614, 28aaa2a, @J3_Alexander, Oyibodetivere@yahoo.com

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Hurray #Waffibible is TWO.

9 Apr

Hurray!!! #Waffibible is 2!!!

Today #waffibible marks her 2nd anniversary. I m very excited for the privilege to be the channel through which #Waffibible is been shared with the world.

I m particularly amazed at how a simple idea that God dropped in my spirit in the morning hours of 9th April, 2013 has evolved over the months. Initially it was just the bible stories, and then #ScriptureOfTheDay and just recently there is also an. Audio album to validate this idea but this is just the beginning.

So many things have been said about #Waffibible, I will probably share a select few over the next 7days. You can still send you goodwill messages, opinions and testimonies on/about #waffibible.

Its interesting to note that some people only read/meditate on the sciptures daily because of #Waffibible. One of my contacts shares with me how that she received answer to a prayer from the scripture for that day. To God alone be all the glory.

I scincerely want to thank everyone who has followed/ supported #Waffibible, especially those who take out time to send in their pidgin translations on daily basis. You nor go know say pidgin hard until you try to translate one. You guys rock!

In commemoration of her 2nd anniversary I shall be publishing the translations sent in by #Waffibible follows from time past. I tagged it #BlastFromThePast. Most of you will wonder how you got the inspiration to put up such wonderful translations.

Enough said. Let’s go!!!

#Waffibible #ScriptureOfTheDay John 6:42

TEXT
And they said, Is not this Jesus, the son of Joseph (carpenter), whose father and mother we know? how is it then that he saith, I came down from heaven?

TRANSLATIONS
1) Naim dem come say shoooo! Not Joe pikin be dis? Person wen we know reach house? Abi no be mary born am? Shoooo! Naim e dey open e mouth dey say e come from heaven? Oghene! Make una come see o!…Obussi

2) No be Jesus when dey piss for bed that year be this, oga Joe (Joe wen be carpenter) pickin. Person when we know am reach house? For where e take come from heaven shoooo…Onuh

3) Na so them gather for their olofofo corner come dey raise voice dey halla no be this boy Jesus of yesterday be this way im popsi na joe wey knock only furnisure for enerhen junction and him momsy way we sabi die? Unto which level him take dey yarn say him show from heaven? Shoo see talk ooo…DKachy

MINE
4) O boy! Nor be dat capenter pikin nai be dat? Na I’m kon dey claim say e com from heaven? I don die! Omo see level! Mak e nor worry we go fall. E hand for this town…Alexander.

Please vote for your favorite between 1-3.

Bros J and Prophet Jonny the Dada Prophet

2 Feb

1] E get one special programme wey dem do for warri, bros j preach one kind powerful message. #waffibible
2] Many people repent, miracle sef yakpa. Bros J kon remove enter kolo-kolo layout. #waffibible
3] E get one chief for the area wey get better mind for people, one and he boys wey loyal to am dey sick. #waffibible
4] Wen e hear say bros J show 4 d background, e kon send some senior men go meet bros J. #waffibible
5] Dem say bros abeg use ur church mind heal dis chief boy. #waffibible
6] Chief na correct person, e be one of d people wey get better mind 4 Nigeria. #waffibible
7]Bros j kon say no shakin,make we go thdy d mata.as d chief see bros J dey come e krip. #waffibible
8]Nai e send people go block bros J, e say bros nor bother urself 2 com my krip, I nor reach! #waffibible
9] Just yarn am as e dey hot say make my servant well: I know why! #waffibible
10]Wen bros J hear wentin e talk, e nor know wen e hala I baboo; na e turn face d crowd…#waffibible
11]E dis chief faith almost make me feel lyk upcoming artiste, e faith nor be here oh, na foreign. #waffibible
12]Wen dem reach d chief house dem shock say true-true d gay do well don dey sama correct eba sef. #waffibible
13]Bros J sha perform many miracle 4 d area –d news kon spread enter everywhere. #waffibible
14] Prophet Jonny disciples kon go play d tape of wetin dem hear about bros J. #waffibible
15] NaI prophet Jonny send 2 of e disciples go ask bros J gweshun; say guy! u big pass lyk dis; abi n some part of ur body 4 house. #waffibible
16] Bros j just smile in vanacular, nai e perform some kind miracle nai e tell dem say make go play my tape 4 am. #waffibible
17 E say anybody wey no vex 4 me based on anything wey I do,na GOD go better e bread. #waffibible
18] If n dey tight yansh 4 my ministry OYO is ur case; anbody wey do any how go see anyhow. #waffibible
19] Bros J say I tire 4 una sha; E nor get d one wey person go do make una nor talk. #waffibible
20 Prophet Jonny com, e nor dey follow una open teeth, nor gree chop una food – una say e posses. #waffibible
21Me [bros J] I come dey follow una rob mind, dey even eat una porty –una say I be OGBUDI [drunk].
22] Any how sha nothing spoil, bad month pass acid. I know warri people and their month! #waffibible
23) THE END. #waffibible (read d next 6 tweets).
24) Well, APC has been promising us change, PDP has given us N10 change…me too I want to change my name. #Waffibible
25) Though I have tried to debunk d idea over d yrs, it has become imperative dat I do dis. Ff-ing fdbck frm many qrtrs, and those who have gone ahead of me…#waffibible
26) I will be changing my stage name from Tyvfunny to ALEXANDER. Same face»Same Contacts»Better inspiration. #waffibible
27) I go release anoda special edition on election day. D title na DAVID (small moto big engine) AND GOLIATH, e make sense die. #waffibible
28) No dull moment for #waffibible throughout this year make una shine una eye well well untop #waffibible mata.
29)Ok na, take care na, bye bye na, I go see una next week wit anoda ogbonge tori. Make una get beta-beta week. #waffibible

Bros J Change Am For E Community Pipul

18 Jan

On a very good day Bros J dey stroll near effurrun river, nai pipul kon gather an dey almost push am enter river.
E kon enter boat nai e start to nack correct gist g idem with “The words of our fathers i.e parables”. E say story-story!

One experience farmer go plant corn but based on d wey body dey do am, e just throw d corn enter d field…so market nor favor all d corn.
Some fall 4 road, some ontop stone, some untop shuku shuku, while some fall for correct warri black sand.
Based on where dem fall put dem use leg match some, sun change some carrier, shuku shuku follow some hold ground but na only some nai see front.

Bros J say person wey get ear mak e nor use am do standing fan ooo, mak e go reason wetin I don clear una.
E disciples kon go block am for bending corner say but bros why u dey code wetin u dey yarn na? Abi u wan confuse person?
E say cos dem don knack u visa plus green card wey u go take reason all d true true tok for Baba Godde matas. Pipul wey still dey border nor fit tink reach doz levels at all.

Bros J say bcos I know say warri shudren dey sharp, una go understand me but all those unbeliever nor go fit decode am.
Person wey dey use e head, dem go involve am for many tins bt d one wey e brain dey boot erm, erm…na siddon look be e case.
Any how sha, mak I tell una wetin I mean bcos these days dem nor dey know finish.

If u go church nd u nor understand wetin pastor preach, man deve go commove d word from ur mind unto omila wey e be.
E kon continue: person wey dey happy wen pastor dey preach, but e nor go do e home work, wen gbege show…e go share grace.
The corn wey shuku shuku dey follow hold grnd na d type wey wan hammer and buy hummer by all means. E go jus 4get wetin pastor preach.

But d one wey d corn fall for better warri black sand, na d type wey hear pastor preaching kon understand am as if n a im nd pastor write d msg.
Na dem dey share testimony. Dem go say “Pastor said nd I caught it”. Some testimony na BSC, some na SSCE, while odas na KG.

Bros J sha tell dem many many parables, nai e kon ask dem say una don understandme now?
But e be lyk say dem don dey hungry or sleep dey catch some…dem say bros u don try! Mak e be later, u too much!

Wen Bros J don kill gist tire nai e say mak e play go e village. E kon enter inside their holy temple go preach.
E village pipul shock wen dem hear d kind make sense preaching nd miracle wey Bros J dey perform. Dem jus open mouth down dey look.

Dem say O boy nor be dat carpenter pikin nai be dat? Nai kon dey claim say e come from heaven? I don die! Warri, see level.
Make una nor talk ooo, nor worry we go fall e hand for dis town…

Bros J say I nor blame una sha, una don see me finish abi? Mak una nor worry e go clear 4 una eye.
But unto say e village pipul nor believe am (dem dey think left side thinking), Bros j nor fit do plenty miracles for there.
THE END

GOODNEWS: The complete audio comedy album of waffibile go drop for March, 2015. E go be live event. Make una come out to support una own ooo!
I go release anoda special edition on election day. D title na DAVID (small moto big engine)AND GOLIATH, e make sense die.

No dull moment for #waffibible throughout this year make una shine una eye well well untop #waffibible mata.
Ok na, take care na, bye bye na, I see una next week wit anoda ogbonge tori. Make una get beta-beta week.

BROS J GIVE 5000 PIPUL NEW YEAR FOOD.

12 Jan

Bros J carry e disciples go one private island for Bethesda area for warri.

When d crowd hear abt d parol, dem say na to follow bros J dis election year ooo, if not person go share grace ooo.

Wen d crowd hear abt d mata, dem say dis one wey election dey dis year so anybody wey nor follow Bros J go share grace ooo.

Bros J sha welcome them kon dey show them how to make way for 2015 even though election don make money scarce.

When day don dey dark, d disciples kon tell am say make e discharge d crowd make dem go find food chop. Say abi u don 4get say dis na January?

Bros J lock up as e nor hear wetin dem talk, e say make una give dem food chop. Pero jus smile e say bros u dey joke abi?

Unless say we go buy food giv dem. Even if we wan buy food sef where we want tak see food buy 4 dis crowd?

Pero say Bros na only 5 AGEGE BREAD and 2 ICE FISH we get 4 here ooo. Bros J say mak una jus arrange d crowd mak dem siddon 50-50 for ground.

E jus take d 5 agege bread and 2 ice fish, raise e head go heaven, thank baba God nai e give them make them share am for d crowd.

All of dem chop belleful, dem even chop deir night food join and a whole 12 basket of wackies still remain. One-one basket for e 12 disciples.

Bros J kon ask e disciples: how this pipul dey reason my mata sef? Who dem dey say I be?

Dem say some pipul dey call u Elisha, other dey say u be that dada prophet…erm, errrm John d Baptist…different different tins lyk dat sha.

Bros J say ok, who una dey talk say I be? Pero wey be smartie la la, as usual n aim 1st u be Jesus Christ na a.k.a Bros J.

E say nor be flesh n blood nai show u, na my pale 4 heaven. Pero jus provoke: E say person don get ansa which one kon be my Paale 4 heaven nai show u?

If to say I fail d ansa you for say na ur pale nai show me too? Abeegi!

After 8days Bros J kon carry Pero, Jonny and James go mountain go pray.

As dem dey pray, Bros J jus changr at once, e kon wear all dose kind white wey dem dey use 4 hypo advert. E be lyk film 4 d disciples eye.

As e dey hot, 2 men jus show 4 d background kon dey follow Bros J relate…the 2 men na Moses and Elijah.

Meanwhile, Pero and e guys dey battle with sleep bcos of the harmattan. Wen dem wake up nai see say Bros j don rebrand, e jus dey shine.

As the 2 men tell Bros J say dem wan wave, nai Pero say Bros I get one suggestion oh! I nor know how u go reason am sha!

E say e for mak sense make we arrange 2 correct caban 4 here oo,1 for you, 1 for Moses and 1 for Elijah. No worry abt us we go squat 4 una BQ.

As e ddey yarn nai d weather jus start to change, everywhere kon dark. Fear kon dey catch dem sef….

The oda disciples kon dey warn Pero, dem say guy u too dey forward sef. Must u talk? If u nor sabi talk, guy abeg blow whistle.

Nai one baritone voice jus talk from heaven say: Dis na my very get-sense pikin, make una listen to am to direct una dis 2015.

THE END.

GOODNEWS: The complete audio comedy album of waffibile go drop for March, 2015. E go be live event. Make una come out to support una own ooo!

If u neva listen to d 1st audio version of waffibible, download am from here: http://t.co/G0eWvTXII1

I go release anoda special edition on election day. D title na DAVID AND GOLIATH, e make sense die.

No dull moment for #waffibible throughout this year make una shine una eye well well untop #waffibible mata.

From me your #waffibible Pastor, I wish all of una beta beta new year.

IT GIVES ME GREAT CONCERN! NOT EVEN ONE? AM I THAT…???

29 Dec

Its 5 days Countdown to my birthday!!! Thank you for tolerating my numerous BC’s this season but it’s been a beehive of celebrations for me.

It occurred to me that it’s been a couple of years since I last received a physical birthday gift from any of my contacts. And I kept wondering why??? Am I this bad???

This year (like Kanu Nwankwo) I am determined to make a difference and I need you to do it.  This year I am APPEALING for A GIFT from all of my contacts both physical and on social media.

I have decided by the prompting of the Holy Spirit to look away from myself and focus on those who need a gift more than I do.

This year, I will be celebrating my birthday at BALES OF MERCY ORPHANAGE, GBAGADA. It’s my desire that all the supposed gifts on my birthday should be converted to material/food items and cash which will be donated to this orphanage home on my birthday, January 3, 2015.

Someone is asking, why should I participate in this? Because:

1) I am asking you for this special gift. If you have ever liked anything I have done: laughed to any of my FREE jokes, if you enjoyed my 1st podcast, BROS J IN WARRI CHRISTMAS please do this for me. You will be helping me to fulfill my ASSIGNMENT.

2) We are still in the season of love and it’s all about giving to others.

3) Its an opportunity (a good ground) to sow into your future in the year 2015.

In conclusion:
»If you are in Lagos you can join me on January 3rd, 2015 at gbagada so that we can add smiles to the faces of this special children. You can come along with your food/material items and cash.

»If you cannot make it down because of time or because you are out of Lagos, you can transfer funds to: BALES OF MERCY
GTBank: 0130476187
UBA: 2059201531
UBA Domicilliary: 3001666206.

Thank you and God bless you all as you make this dream a success.

P.S: The age range of the children at the orphange is between 0 and 6 years.
The address is Bales of Mercy Orphange, 14 Ajayi Aina Str, Off Oladehinde B/Stop, Ifako Gbagada. Tel: 08023153004, 07064187021.

P.S.S: If you are transferring funds please contact me after doing so for record and feedback purposes.

Ping or Call me for further inquiries: 288AAA2A or 08065724614/08176167446.

IT GIVES ME GREAT CONCERN! NOT EVEN ONE? AM I THAT…???

29 Dec

Its 5 days Countdown to my birthday!!! Thank you for tolerating my numerous BC’s this season but it’s been a beehive of celebrations for me.

It occurred to me that it’s been a couple of years since I last received a physical birthday gift from any of my contacts. And I kept wondering why??? Am I this bad???

This year (like Kanu Nwankwo) I am determined to make a difference and I need you to do it.  This year I am APPEALING for A GIFT from all of my contacts both physical and on social media.

I have decided by the prompting of the Holy Spirit to look away from myself and focus on those who need a gift more than I do.

This year, I will be celebrating my birthday at BALES OF MERCY ORPHANAGE, GBAGADA. It’s my desire that all the supposed gifts on my birthday should be converted to material/food items and cash which will be donated to this orphanage home on my birthday, January 3, 2015.

Someone is asking, why should I participate in this? Because:

1) I am asking you for this special gift. If you have ever liked anything I have done: laughed to any of my FREE jokes, if you enjoyed my 1st podcast, BROS J IN WARRI CHRISTMAS please do this for me. You will be helping me to fulfill my ASSIGNMENT.

2) We are still in the season of love and it’s all about giving to others.

3) Its an opportunity (a good ground) to sow into your future in the year 2015.

In conclusion:
»If you are in Lagos you can join me on January 3rd, 2015 at gbagada so that we can add smiles to the faces of this special children. You can come along with your food/material items and cash.

»If you cannot make it down because of time or because you are out of Lagos, you can transfer funds to: BALES OF MERCY
GTBank: 0130476187
UBA: 2059201531
UBA Domicilliary: 3001666206.

Thank you and God bless you all as you make this dream a success.

P.S: The age range of the children at the orphange is between 0 and 6 years.
The address is Bales of Mercy Orphange, 14 Ajayi Aina Str, Off Oladehinde B/Stop, Ifako Gbagada. Tel: 08023153004, 07064187021.

P.S.S: If you are transferring funds please contact me after doing so for record and feedback purposes.

Ping or Call me for further inquiries: 288AAA2A or 08065724614/08176167446.